Best. Spam. EVAR.
Feb. 1st, 2011 08:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
filkertomI got an e-mail looking for investors in a chain of butcher shops, trying to sell you on how profitable it's been to get in on such companies on the ground floor. The subject line is:
You can try, of course -- any good ones lately?
The Starbucks of organic meatI really don't think this one's gonna be easily topped.
You can try, of course -- any good ones lately?
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I hope god's graces are with you today.
My name is Moamar Gates, and I'm the barrister from the Nigerian Bank of Microsoft. I have the 22 trillion dollars which my uncle, Bill, accidentally left behind when he closed his accounts here. But it's all in Nairas, so I need your help to convert it to dollars. In return, I will give you half, plus this bottle of all natural herbal potency restorer. It makes you 12 inches longer, I swear. Make your lady cry for joy as you take her out on your yacht, then take her.
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Eh, not my best. But the coffee hasn't hit me yet.
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Date: 2011-02-01 11:30 pm (UTC)The image of a certain organ spewing forth radioactive flame is hard to top. And when discussing it with a friend, that led to "What kind of condom do you need for *that*?" and finally, "That goes *way* beyond "burning sensation. I don't wanna know what kind of STD does *that*!"
I suppose the more normal images of it trampling Tokyo are bad too, just not *as* bad.
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Date: 2011-02-02 10:22 am (UTC)