Now THAT'S How To Make A Statement
May. 20th, 2011 07:50 amNausea has given way to hilarity as pseudo-intellectual, scandal-plagued hypocrite, and failed politician Newt Gingrich apparently really believes he has a shot at becoming President of these United States.
The most recent example of the true comic genius of the Gingrich campaign is this official press release, which truly could not be appreciated by us lesser mortals until Stephen Colbert had it read dramatically by John Lithgow.
ETA: Link updated. But that doesn't seem to work either. As soon as I have functional video I can link to, it'll be here.
ETA2: Let's try this:
The most recent example of the true comic genius of the Gingrich campaign is this official press release, which truly could not be appreciated by us lesser mortals until Stephen Colbert had it read dramatically by John Lithgow.
ETA: Link updated. But that doesn't seem to work either. As soon as I have functional video I can link to, it'll be here.
ETA2: Let's try this:
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Date: 2011-05-20 12:48 pm (UTC)Also, I wonder if Colbert's had Hugh Jackman on since he put up the shield, and if Wolvie tried to harm it :-) [g,d,rvvvvf]
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Date: 2011-05-20 01:23 pm (UTC)NEWT! NEWT!
Also, you must finance the entire Federal government with a herring!
NEWT!
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Date: 2011-05-20 02:38 pm (UTC)Say WHAT?
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Date: 2011-05-20 02:50 pm (UTC)That would be so cool it it wasn't trying to kill us.
Oh. Never mind. It's not trying to kill us -- it's trying to kill Newt's ego, which you couldn't do with silver bullets and a Kryptonite stake through the heart. Carry on, then....
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Date: 2011-05-20 06:10 pm (UTC)"I generally vote Republican... and I completely endorse that statement."
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Date: 2011-05-20 06:58 pm (UTC)http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/19/6672525-the-epic-of-gingrich
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Date: 2011-05-20 02:44 pm (UTC)"It's going to take a while for the news media to realize that you're covering something that happens once or twice in a century, a genuine grass-roots campaign of very big ideas," said Gingrich. "I expect it to take a while for it to sink in."
Apparently Newt is unfazed by the cocktail party death sheep from hell emptying their clips at him.
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Date: 2011-05-20 06:40 pm (UTC)While I know better than to assume that Newt is a buffoon with no chance of getting elected - people used to think that of Reagan, I believe - for now I just shake my head and smile at all the fodder Colbert and Stewart can gather.
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:52 am (UTC)Daniels is out.
I think that we have to give some people more credit for intelligence than I'd expect. Although I wonder about integrity in light of the abandonment of the cultural truce.
If you think this is bad...
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