Spam Subject Lines of the Week

[filkertom]

"Mate like Clinton"
"Steve Irwin's zombie"

Anything good in your filters?

ETA: "No more jew jokes!"

Comments

[alverant.livejournal.com]

"Organize and protect your shoes"
Let's see I got my tennis shoes, slippers, and dress shoes. Wow! I need an organizational gimic I could buy through a junk email message.

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

No, I just get ones that tell me I'm stupid. (Seriously: "kendokamel Your So Stupid!")

[jss]

Of course, I see that and think "My so stupid what?" Silly antigrammarians.....

[ebenbrooks.livejournal.com]

Antigrammarians aren't silly. THEY'RE HERETICS! SMITE, SMITE, SMITE! ;-)

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Not exactly a subject line, but I noticed one filled with what I presume were Japanese characters, with the subject, "Why don't you answer my emails?"

Well, they're not in English, fool! ;)

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

"Mah dog humping pillow"
"RIP your mail"
"Laziness syndrome is defeated!"
"Unknown interactions"
"Sound in each ear and chill the passer-by"


And according to babblefish, the Chinese spammers want to sell me mortages and pr0n, while the Russian ones want to sell me web traffic, business opportunities and custom-built houses.

[lariss.livejournal.com]

I respect a person who will go to the lengths of Babelfish to translate her spam.

That's awesome!

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

They say curiosity killed the cat, but since I'm not feline, I decided to try it, just to see what would happen.

The results intrigue me enough that I keep doing it whenever I see a 'post your amusing spam subjects' thread.

I'm a bit scared of the types of pr0n they think I might be into, though. Yikes!

[joyful.livejournal.com]

I usually just delete the bulk without checking, but one caught my eye today: "When I do ask white Age he saith not so"

[the-blue-fenix.livejournal.com]

sniffle. I miss Steve.

[pooh27bear.livejournal.com]

"Everybody we need blood!"
"ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD"
"Notre Dame prophecy"

[wingus.livejournal.com]

"Don't let your manhood fail!" is about as good as it gets this time around.

[bryanp.livejournal.com]

"The quicker pecker picker upper" is the current winner this week. The winner on pure volume this past week is "Notice of underreported income" from the IRS. I've been getting that one several times a day.

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

The IRS has an email address you can forward those to.

They're trying to find and shut down people like that.

From the IRS's website:

Recipients of questionable e-mails claiming to come from the IRS should not open any attachments or click on any links contained in the e-mails. Instead, they should forward the e-mails to phishing@irs.gov

If you get them a lot, it might be worth passing them along.

[jhcgh.livejournal.com]

Hmm, let's see. They might not be great but:

Hey dude, found a sweet site
GOODDAY
LET ME CONFIDE IN YOU
Cancer? Heart Attack? Walk it Off!


And that's the contribution for the week lol

[ebenbrooks.livejournal.com]

You know, so few SPAM messages get through my ISP's blockers that I just don't get the really entertaining subject lines anymore. Pity, perhaps...

[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

I searched where I normally don't look for anything amusing. Pitifully, the funniest thing I found was "Wanna know own address?"

No, I'd prefer to abandon my house and wander about in the wilderness.

Weak, huh?

[isolde-deely.livejournal.com]

Keep eyes open!
Nuclear medicine degree online
Hot n Drunk

[markbernstein.livejournal.com]

This one just showed up in my Spam list today:

"Your boner will be able to break the concrete walls."