Fun Spam Subject Line Of The Week

[filkertom]

"Have you suffered from divorce, loss of employment or illness?"

Whatcha got?

Comments

A weighty proposal...

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

"Join the Nielson Family and net 30,000 pounds!"

;-)

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

I don't know that I suffered from my divorce. Actually, it was fairly relieving, now that I think back.

"Can’t resist the temptation to walk into your favorite McDonald’s? [Dumbass Product] will teach you how to do that."

[cwsensation.livejournal.com]

"Unbelievable Funding for the USA!"

--Jer

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

Regis & Kelly GivawayIs Back!

I hope they're giving away dictionaries.

I got another one, but it's porn related and quite disgusting, even by my standards. And I do not squick easily.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

"Grow your own bananas for porn films!!!"

or maybe it was:

"Be all the goatse.cx you can be!!!"

;-)

Ok, I'll stop now...

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

*laughs* No. It involved the words "gushing" and "blood" and then my nickname for Ann Coulter.

Though now you mention it, I'm glad "goat" wasn't in there. =)

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

Ahh yes - "zombie porn" spam. I know it well.

Do yourself a favor and don't type that into the images section of Google. :-)

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. Now I sort of feel obligated to.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

Then I guess my...ummm...plan worked...er...yeah!

That's it! It was all an evil plan BWAHAHAHA! *grin*

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Some interesting images came up with "Zombie Porn." But not really scary. The scary hits came up when I substituted "Clown" for "Zombie."

Shudder

[ldwheeler.livejournal.com]

Better (or Not) Yet: Zombie Clown Porn.

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

It was kind of reassuring to discover that there are no hits for that combination. The idea that there are limits to the debauchery to be found on the Internet is refreshing.

[jss]

It's only a matter off time. Heck, with filkertom's readership, I wouldn't be surprised if someone here were to create a page (and poke Google into indexing it) of zombie clown porn. (And indeed, depending on Tom's LJ settings for web spider traffic, this thread itself may get indexed.)

[jss]

Oh dear. It's worse than I thought. If I search Google for "zombie clown porn" with the quotes, it does find three hits today, including one dating back to October 2005.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

Must...not...click....

[jss]

Clicking my link is safe. Clicking the search results links may not be. YMMV, HTH, HAND.

[ericcoleman]

I usually refer to her as the designated fluffer for the republican party

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

It's a little blue pill.

"Marrijobamin"

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

"If you want to eat less, it’s not necessarily to go to a desert cause there is no food. Taking [specious fat reducer] enough.8C7iV3" Yes, that's the subject line.

Also: "Re: Your family., grease gun" makes me a little bit worried.

[ericcoleman]

they're trying to sell fake diet pills with Sam Kinison references ???

weird

Paypal

[ericcoleman]

My favorite Paypal emails lately have all started with something like

"with the approaching of the year 2006"

I'm wondering from what direction we are approaching it ...

[lapislaz.livejournal.com]

"Meany of Santa Fé, and to Dr. Norton B. Strong, of the United States"

This is the title to some nonsense trying to sell me drugs. I think. Maybe.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"cornbread"

Also, something from Jesus. I guess he's branching out.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

I'll bet it's Drunk and Bitter Jesus (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/cast.html). ;-)

[the-dark-snack.livejournal.com]

I just got the following spam messages one right after another:
Why start your culinary career without the proper education?
Become a chef in as little as 15 minutes

Hmmm, they probably need to talk to each other.

[holzman.livejournal.com]

With the Holzman 2-step plan, you can join the millions who've learned to revel in them instead!

[gazerwolf.livejournal.com]

"nacaxznaj"

Do they expect anyone to open that?

It has he advantage that it is unlikely to be in your spam filter already.

Spam subject

[bschilli.livejournal.com]

I got "Remve ur debt the Christian way w/o payind another cent". I've found that paying bills on time removes your debt.

Ben

Spam subjects

[bschilli.livejournal.com]

I just got "Nuke gay whales for Jesus"

Ben

Re: Spam subjects

[jss]

I thought it was "Nuke the zombie gay whales for Jesus."

Why Jesus can't nuke his own gay whales, zombie or otherwise, is left as an exercise for the reader.