Fun Spam Subject Line Of The Week

[filkertom]

"Hi, non-Anglican".

What's clogging up your Inbox?

Comments

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

Between my provider having very good Spam filtering and native spam filtering, I don't see any. Everyone couple of weeks some new format will come out and slip past the filters, but they are smart and learn fast and soon, blessedly devoid of spam for awhile.

[scott644.livejournal.com]

I'm lucky. My ISP just performed a major server upgrade about a month ago and what was almost 60 spams a day has dropped to about 3 or 4. After months and months of perhaps a 10% signal to noise ration, I actually get more signal than noise now!

[devospice.livejournal.com]

I'm moving all my sites to a new host. Yesterday at around 5:00 am the DNS transfer for fidim.com went through. Around noon I logged in to check my email. I had almost FIVE THOUSAND email messages- all but 7 of which were spam.

That email account was set up as a catch-all (which I immediately disabled) so I was getting all the V!@g'ra ads that were going to constantine@fidim.com and other bogus addresses.

[ddrussianinja.livejournal.com]

Got a whole bunch.

"MaxPassion - Vibrating CockRing!"
That one made me flinch.

"Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder"
That is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

"bigamy rigidity"
For some reason, I am amused to see such vocabulary words in a junk mail subject line.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

I'm with gmail, what spam I get goes straight to the junk folder... but a quicky I found:

"Calling all Concerned Christians!!!"

*snrk*

[monkey0science.livejournal.com]

I recently had a subject line reading "Deluge Indomitable."

Huh, says I.

haven't looked in awhile, but...

[droug.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the promise that I can increase my bust size up to 2 sizes, and that men *will* notice. As a guy I daresay this is probably true.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"If penises could talk, they'd ask you to order blah blah blah..."

I don't remember what they'd order. I'm too disturbed by the image.

[monkey0science.livejournal.com]

If penises could talk, they'd probably spend most of their time shrieking.

[jss]

I hesitate to ask what else they'd say. "Don't put me in there"? "Keep your hands off me"?

[monkey0science.livejournal.com]

Roughly. They're very delicate things, from what I understand. If they get too excited, they throw up and faint.

[jss]

I don't know about "too excited." I was thinking that "overstimulated" might be a better word choice....

[avt-tor.livejournal.com]

My spam filters are pretty aggressive. If I go into my junk folder, there are progressively more creative and abstract misspellings of popular medications. So far the spam filters have trouble with word salad; when they start checking for grammar, I think some of my friends' emails will get caught.

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

I haven't the slightest...
most of the crap comes from Brazil.....
where the knuts come from.

[ludzu-alus.livejournal.com]

One from "whomsoever penitentiary" with the subject "student registration."

[pixel.livejournal.com]

'Modern hickey for the outer world'

I... um... yeah.