Spam Headline Of The Week

[filkertom]

"GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME!!!!"

Ahhh, yes. The infamous Sneezegasm.

Whatcha got?

Note: When I first posted this, my Freudian slip was showing, and I typed "GOD BLESS YOU ASS YOU COME!!!!"

Comments

[ericcoleman]

sit-up feces

Really ... sit-up feces

I have no idea what they are selling

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

[snort][chuckle][guffaw] Actually, that's my fault. I'll fix it... but leave the Freudian slip, 'cause it's funny.

[ericcoleman]

No ... I meant I got an email with the header sit-up feces ...

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

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A world of No.

[jeffreycornish.livejournal.com]

*Sneeze*

Gesundheit!

Komsoutlous!

Blame my Dad for that one.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

I got a spam message last week with the title of "nonlinear".

Truth in advertising! Though I still didn't open it.

[armb.livejournal.com]

> The infamous Sneezegasm.

"That's an unusual medical condition. What are you taking for it?"
"Snuff."

[connor-campbell.livejournal.com]

so would this type of porno then need a snuffler, instead of a fluffer? nevermind...

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

I'm getting a lot of the "your [adjective] [noun]" ones lately. My favorite was "Your pagano-christianism".

Mostly, though, what I'm getting is spam containing random excerpts from the Stephen King book Misery. Which I have no intention of reading, ever, because I am not good with horror or gore (and even cadhla says she has to put it down sometimes because of the gore. And yet I may end up having inadvertently read the entire book, albeit in completely random order.

At least it makes me think of Seanan a lot. :)

Ooo! I've got one this week.

[ttamsen.livejournal.com]

Lose fat in your sleepy!

I don't know why, but it just leaves me giggling helplessly every time I look at it. No wonder I have no luck figuring out other folks -- my OWN behaviour is a complete mystery to me.