This May Become A Song

[filkertom]

If not, it's because I have no words.

Comments

[amgem.livejournal.com]

Ok...that falls into the "Way Wrongness" category...

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

Oh, I LOVE the Icon - is it gankable?

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

on the one hand it's cute. Sickening but cute.

on the other hand (as my catholic husband says) "oh goody. Someone's trying to make a profit off of fear. And kid's fears which is worse."

[gpeefalt.livejournal.com]

WDJWTB?

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Heh, I wondered if you'd run across that. I get the feeling that the people who think armor can be made of pillows and prayers are the ones responsible for budgeting for vehicle armor in Iraq these days.

Do them one better. Make a Webpage just like it, offering Satan's Satin, spiritual PJs for adults who don't plan to stay in them all night long. ;)

[ororo.livejournal.com]

Way to raise a couple little crusaders, huh? I hope you make a song out of it, I for one thinks this situation needs to be laughed at.

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

And then you can send them off to pillage and burn the Muslim kid's house next door!

[smoooom.livejournal.com]

I have no words either.

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

As a li'l kid, I woulda probably wanted the male version. Not because of my religion (I'm Muslim), or because it would have kept away fears, but DUDE, ARMOR YOU CAN SLEEP IN!

Bedtime would have been a lot more fun.

Of course, when I look at it now, it's creepifying.

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I think a pair of silver pajamas with stitching for the armor plates, and a gold lion rampant on the front would have been awesome.

But the addition of "God" to the idea has turned it from cute to creepy. Funny how that works.

[ladyotterfae.livejournal.com]

now remember kids, boys are supposed to always look like little warriors. Girls...umm...well, let's go for the "harem girls battle to the death" look, 'kay? And don't forget the bridal veil. It's just not a girl's outfit without one.

Though part of me thinks the concept is quite sweet, the rest of me is trying to sit on that part and tell it that it will not be allowed a voice in child-rearing.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think she's supposed to be wearing a nun's wimple, not a veil.

But hey, at least the girls get a shield too, so she can be a Warrior Nun. :)

[kosaginolegion.livejournal.com]

Off Topic, I know, but something that truly deserves your way with words and music, Tom....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060822/ap_on_sc/rampaging_raccoons

As for your link, I need to toddle off and drop it on the author of Shine Heaven Now. There's a character in her comic who would sooo be wearing those... things.

*ponders possibility of making Loki PJs for the demon brats* Truth in advertising, y'know.

[tiercel]

Of course, this begs the question of which is worse, this or the huggable urns?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Huggable WHAT?

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhhh.... WHUH?

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

Awww...those are sorta cute. In a crazy kinda way.

My question is, why is "Truth" so near the genitals?

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

Because Truth can protect a six-year-old from sexual sin, in a way being biologically unable to engage in the act never will!

[ladystarblade.livejournal.com]

Okay, I can die now. I've officially seen everything. And to think, I was sure my She-Ra pajamas did the same thing when I was a kid...

(Not that I *had* She-Ra pajamas, but you get the idea.)

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Jesus Pajamas
Jesus Pajamas
Jesus Pajamas
Apple, Apple, Snake...

[bardicwench.livejournal.com]

~giggle~ Ouch. even more wrongness. But at least it's funny wrongness rather than the scary wrongness that the website it...

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

And there is something about that logo--the Burger-king style crown hanging jauntily off the cross. It's so charmingly...cavalier. It evokes an image of a 1960's musical comedy about a medieval king coming home from a long day on the throne, singing a cute song about how hard it is to be a king all day, casually tossing the crown onto a convenient crucifix-hatstand as he prepares for an evening of making whoopie with his concubine.

[bardicwench.livejournal.com]

Ack. ~twitch~ Bad... bad... bad...

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

and yes, my brain too :-O

there are not words...

[connor-campbell.livejournal.com]

because there is just way too much laughter!

see, its things like this that make me mebarassed to admit that i believe in the same things they do...or i thought i did until i saw that...

i'm not sure what had me laughing harder, that website or all the great icons/avatars!

[daundelyon.livejournal.com]

That shield could be useful in a pillow fight.

[anansi133.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to tell from the web page if it's a hoax or not. The biblical references have the ring of nutty authenticity to them, but the activity book seems like taking the joke just a little far...

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Hrm. [Wash/]Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews![/Wash]

What you said. Either a filk, or utterly no words .... 8[

[tnatj.livejournal.com]

Well, it's obvious from the heraldry that the "christian" is an English Church member. I wonder if the Presbyterians have a different one to wear — say, a white saltire on blue?

[hanabishirecca.livejournal.com]

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?

There, all better now. :)

[ldwheeler.livejournal.com]

Yeeeks. Y'know, I am a Christian -- and I understand the extended spiritual metaphor the Apostle Paul was using in the whole armor sequence -- but this just seems like all sorts of wrong. It's fusing runaway literalism with runaway commericalism with runaway alleged cute. I see how it might be intended as an object lesson or somethin', but sheesh. The text indicates that it's more of a calming tool -- to which I ask "what happened to teddy bears?"

Then again, it's different only in kind from Underoos ...

[batyatoon]

It's fusing runaway literalism with runaway commericalism with runaway alleged cute.

...YES! Okay, I couldn't put into words what about this bothered me, but yes, that's it. THANK you.

[starsongky.livejournal.com]

Oh Yeah, those'll go over real well at the neighborhood sleepover...