A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

Comments

[fraggedone.livejournal.com]

Work-safe, huh? I'll have to go for the worse of the two pirate jokes that I know off the top of my head:

How do you know if someone's a pirate?












They just ARRRRRRR!

[aiela.livejournal.com]

Oh man, pirate pun jokes are the best!

Where do pirates go after work?

The baaaaaarrr!

[sokmunky.livejournal.com]

What do zombie plumbers say?











DRAAAAAAINSSSSS

[jss]

Answers hidden, highlight text to view:
What do zombie conductors run? Traaaaaains.
What do zombie pilots fly? Plaaaaaanes.
What do zombie electicians splice? Maaaaaaains.
What do zombie meteorologists predict? Raaaaaaains.
What do zombies into bongage like using? Chaaaaaains.
What birds do zombies like best? Craaaaaanes.
What do construction zombies drive? Craaaaaanes!
And finally, what do zombies find these jokes, relative to their existance? Baaaaaaanes.

That's enough of that. :-)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Not quite.

What entertainment family has had their collective careers become undead, so now they have to feed off others?

WAAAAAYAAAANS....

[argentee.livejournal.com]

What do vegan zombies eat? Graaiiins.