A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

Comments

[batyatoon]

So it's years later, Jesus has grown up and turned into the radical reformer street-preacher dude we all know and love. And he comes upon an angry mob of citizens about to stone a whore name of Mary Magdalene. He steps between the mob and their victim, raises his hands, and shouts "Let him among you who is without sin cast the first stone!"

The mob starts muttering, a little ashamed -- 'cause none of them are really without sin, are they, which was sort of his whole point -- and it looks like the whole thing might blow over when suddenly a single stone flies out of the crowd and hits Magdalene, WHAM.

Jesus looks into the crowd to see who did it, and wails in exasperation: "MOOOM!"