A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

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[jss]

A rabbi and priest have been friends for years, despite the priest gently trying to convert his friend to Catholicism. They go golfing every Wednesday, and this week was no exception.

So they're on their way to the golf course where this truck comes out of nowhere and sideswipes their car. They go off the road, the car flips over and over several times, before coming to rest on its roof in the ditch. They both crawl out of the car, and the rabbi moves his right hand up, down, right, and left. The priest is astonished and says, "Rabbi! At last you've seen the light and converted!"

The rabbi replies, "What light? What converted? I'm making sure it's all still here: Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch!"