A Prairie Home Heads-Up
Aug. 25th, 2006 06:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
filkertomThis week is The Joke Show.
Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.
Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?
Becase baggers can't be choosers.
Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.
Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?
Becase baggers can't be choosers.
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Date: 2006-08-25 08:48 pm (UTC)I can't share my favorite because it's an ethnic joke--and I'm of the "aggrieved" ethnic group!--so I suppose it's NSFW for social reasons. So I'll share this one instead:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 9-1-1: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "Okay, now what?"