Lower Taxes Means Less Civilization

[filkertom]

Welcome to Colorado Springs, CO:

This tax-averse city is about to learn what it looks and feels like when budget cuts slash services most Americans consider part of the urban fabric.

More than a third of the streetlights in Colorado Springs will go dark Monday. The police helicopters are for sale on the Internet. The city is dumping firefighting jobs, a vice team, burglary investigators, beat cops — dozens of police and fire positions will go unfilled.

The parks department removed trash cans last week, replacing them with signs urging users to pack out their own litter.

Neighbors are encouraged to bring their own lawn mowers to local green spaces, because parks workers will mow them only once every two weeks. If that.

Water cutbacks mean most parks will be dead, brown turf by July; the flower and fertilizer budget is zero.

City recreation centers, indoor and outdoor pools, and a handful of museums will close for good March 31 unless they find private funding to stay open. Buses no longer run on evenings and weekends. The city won't pay for any street paving, relying instead on a regional authority that can meet only about 10 percent of the need.

"I guess we're going to find out what the tolerance level is for people," said businessman Chuck Fowler, who is helping lead a private task force brainstorming for city budget fixes. "It's a new day."

But remember, gang: Government is bad.

Comments

[realinterrobang.livejournal.com]

Focus on the Patriarchy is in Colorado Springs. Want to bet those paragons of Christian charity and compassion will step up with some private capital to replace public funds?

Yeah, me neither...

[delazan.livejournal.com]

I love your icon.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Maybe Rev. Whatsisname will reroute some of his budget for drugs and gay prostitutes toward charitable purposes.

[capplor.livejournal.com]

The locals tend to call it "fraud on the family"