I post this here strictly to keep from polluting any other thread with it.
You might've heard yesterday that The Real President apparently decided that we, as a nation, weren't killing people quickly enough for his taste, and so decided to
start shooting folks his own self.
And, man oh man, have the apologists been crankin' on this one. My favorite quote is from Mary Matalin, who told the Washington Post: "The vice president was concerned. He felt badly, obviously. On the other hand, he was not careless or incautious or violate any of the [rules]. He didn't do anything he wasn't supposed to do." Except, y'know, shoot an old man in the face. I mean, we're talking
quail hunting. Did he think it was one big honkin' pissed-off quail sneakin' up on him? (Quote nicked by way of the best source to follow on this story, Josh Marshall at
Talking Points Memo.) My second favorite is from
The Moderate Voice, which said:
More than ever, Cheney — who is already not exactly a political boost to the administration with anyone except GOP partisans (he does not do well in polls with independents and Democrats) is going to become THE punchline on late night TV, in comedy clubs and on Internet satire sites. Not to mention blogs. This is akin to Gerald Ford bumping his head or Jimmy Carter being chased away by the killer rabbit.
Except, y'know, for the shooting-an-old-man-in-the-face part.
kimpire was waiting for me to comment on this whole thing. But, really, the only comment I can make is... it's Dick Cheney. At best, an old guy not particularly cautious with guns. At worst... Dick Cheney. I mean, of all the things this shooting may be -- accident, tragedy, farce... can anyone honestly say it's a
surprise?Addendum: Given the comments, I guess it is necessary to amend this slightly. I do
not believe Cheney shot the guy deliberately. I mean, that's pretty over-the-top, and while we may joke about it here, I'm pretty sure I speak for all of us in saying that we don't actually believe it.
On the other hand, I agree with several other commenters: The first rule of hunting is
Know what you're shooting at. And if Dick thought an old guy in an orange hunting vest was a quail... well, maybe he
did think there were WMDs in Iraq.