A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

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[filkertom.livejournal.com]

In an alternate universe, Tommy said, "My daddy's dead."

"Oh," the teacher says. "I'm so sorry. Well, what did he do before he died?"

Tommy said, "He went, 'HHHHHHKKAAHUUAAAHHHHH'."