Trolls Make My Teeth Ache

[filkertom]

I seem to have a troll. Loads of fun, and nearly completely wrong on everything except the fact that I used to have a really messy car, which was kinda common knowledge so it's not exactly the big reveal in Act Three of CSI: Fandom.

Word to the troll, whose IP is noted and logged: Don't bother. I am not a tech whiz, and don't pretend to be one. I know lots of real tech whizzes, and they are the people I go to when I have serious problems. But I'm not clueless either.

If you've got a genuine problem with me about something, the e-mail is filkertom at yahoo dot com. I'll listen. If I just offend you on general principles, though, sorry, but I don't feel like explaining private details of my life just to deflect an amateur-night Don Rickles. If you just want to insult me from behind a fake name, both of us have better things to do.

So, is anybody else holding some kinda grudge I should know about? Have I ticked you off? Something unresolved? I'm very serious here. Apart from the Bush Administration and their enablers, I don't need or want enemies. Certainly not in fandom, not among people whom I consider friends. If you'd rather take it to e-mail, that's good too.

Comments

[vulpine137.livejournal.com]

And lyrics are here (http://www.tomsmithonline.com/lyrics/i_fought_the_troll.htm)

Hey Tom, the drop down box entry for this on your lyric page is missing the .htm in the link, just FYI.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Whoof. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll fix it in a bit.

[vulpine137.livejournal.com]

No problem :)

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I am picturing the way my own notebook would've looked... filled with scribbles in the margins of various rhymes for 'lost'. :)

I believe I like 'sauced' best.

[sunfell.livejournal.com]

I'm rather fond of 'bossed', my self. Trolls are the bane of the Internet- be they political, Pagan, or religious.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

I have discovered a truly wonderful rhyme for this. Unforunately, there is insufficient room in the margins.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

I hereby challenge Tom to write "Fermat's Last Lyric".

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Like that'll take him that long?

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Sorry. 307 is all the proof I can handle. ;)

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

I thought he wrote it, but lost it in a cab somewhere :-)