Trolls Make My Teeth Ache

[filkertom]

I seem to have a troll. Loads of fun, and nearly completely wrong on everything except the fact that I used to have a really messy car, which was kinda common knowledge so it's not exactly the big reveal in Act Three of CSI: Fandom.

Word to the troll, whose IP is noted and logged: Don't bother. I am not a tech whiz, and don't pretend to be one. I know lots of real tech whizzes, and they are the people I go to when I have serious problems. But I'm not clueless either.

If you've got a genuine problem with me about something, the e-mail is filkertom at yahoo dot com. I'll listen. If I just offend you on general principles, though, sorry, but I don't feel like explaining private details of my life just to deflect an amateur-night Don Rickles. If you just want to insult me from behind a fake name, both of us have better things to do.

So, is anybody else holding some kinda grudge I should know about? Have I ticked you off? Something unresolved? I'm very serious here. Apart from the Bush Administration and their enablers, I don't need or want enemies. Certainly not in fandom, not among people whom I consider friends. If you'd rather take it to e-mail, that's good too.

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[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Various lines from "Desert Storm" get stuck with me. In moments of inspiration I've often said "Earthquake pills!" before I could catch myself.

Curse you, Tom! Now the other mad scientists snicker behind my back.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Probably for the best. If they're smiling in your face, they're up to something.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Yes - we have the Transylvania Polygnostic University fight song running on continuous loop in the back of our skulls.

It's distracting.